Lord, I hope I can type this story good enough so you understand the pure hilarity of the situation.
Typical Sunday morning, October 31st 9:30am. I had just woken up (thank you Kris for taking Katie and letting me sleep in!) Kris was cleaning his gun. Korbin was playing on the computer. The door bell rings. Now, apparently we live on a desert island, because we NEVER have visitors. :(
So we were surprised, Korbin goes and looks through the peep hole. He stares through the hole for a few moments, and Say's “Uh, Kris there is a cow at the door. Kris come here, there is a cow at the door!" Kris opens the door to a cow trick or treating. Kris tells the poor cow that we don't have any candy this early in the morning, but the cow says nothing back. Just stands there with its plastic HEB bag of candy. Well, at this point Kris assumes the cow is mentally retarded and doesn't want to shut the door in it's face. So he just leaves the door open and goes back to cleaning his gun. I'm sitting there, nursing Katie, asking what the heck was going on. Korb says " mom, there is a 40 year old cow at the door!” Kris never said anything to me, the cow is still standing at the door, Korb is freaking out and I am clueless.
So, yes. It was Mimi. In a full head to toe cow costume. She surprised us. Kris never knew it was her. Korbin saw grey hair sticking out from the mask and guessed the age of the cow at 40.
Nope, couldn’t tell it good enough. Kinda like ‘you had to be there’ thing. We all laughed so hard. It was freaking funny. Kris said he didn’t know what to do, how he was going to get this cow to leave. Mimi didn’t know what to do when Kris left the door open.
Alrighty then, Katie was a lady bug and Korbin was some guy wearing a Halloween mask. We took the kids to the local park, they had some food and games. Katie cried the whole time.

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